“Poker is hand to hand combat without all the blood.” – Rands
I go to Vegas a couple of times a year, but the only gambling I do is play video poker when I’m waiting to meet up with my friends/co-workers. See, in Vegas, you get free drinks as long as the bartender sees you tapping at the video poker screen every couple of minutes.
I’ve never taken any gambling seriously, but after seeing this shirt, I’ve decided that I need to take video poker seriously.
Why should just the pros wear dark sunglasses, sponsor hats, and poker themed clothing? Look for me in Vegas all decked out & crouched over a bar, slowly playing video poker while ordering comped drinks as fast as the bartender will bring them.
Vegas baby, VEGAS!