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Category Archives: Political T-shirts


Written on July 3, 2017 at 8:52 pm, by

It may not seem like it most of the year, but at least once every year we Americans believe American  Continue Reading »

The Secret Life of Abraham Lincoln

Written on June 22, 2017 at 10:29 am, by

Little known fact: Before he was a president, Abraham Lincoln was a celebrated lifeguard. Even while he was a president,  Continue Reading »

We Need That Dipping Sauce

Written on May 31, 2017 at 10:09 am, by

There’s really not much more to this shirt than what you see. We need that Mulan sauce, Morty. We need  Continue Reading »

Lincoln Was a Vulcan

Written on February 14, 2017 at 8:01 am, by

The cat’s out of the bag. If you didn’t already know, now you know. Lincoln was a Vulcan. It just  Continue Reading »


Written on January 5, 2017 at 10:12 am, by

Some say she’s a freedom fighter, some say she’s a terrorist. All we know for sure is that she went  Continue Reading »

The Right.

Written on December 29, 2016 at 10:06 am, by

Let’s be real: Anyone who had a bear arm would be flaunting it anyway. You can’t cover that shit up.  Continue Reading »

The Only President You’ll Ever Need

Written on November 15, 2016 at 10:48 am, by

One day we’re all gonna look back on this year and think “how can I avoid doing that again?” Maybe  Continue Reading »

No Matter Who Wins, She-Rocks

Written on November 10, 2016 at 10:06 am, by

You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt  Continue Reading »

And I Know How To Use It

Written on November 3, 2016 at 9:40 am, by

There’s nothing more dangerous than an idiot with a banana. Except maybe an idiot with a spray paint can? Nah,  Continue Reading »

Who Do I Vote For To Make This Happen?

Written on September 14, 2016 at 10:55 am, by

Okay, let’s just say I have this idea for a startup taco truck named… we’ll say “Taco Tornado.” Who do  Continue Reading »