Let’s be real: Anyone who had a bear arm would be flaunting it anyway. You can’t cover that shit up. You gotta work it. Especially if it’s the right arm. Work at a circus, get cash for people coming to see your right bear arm. Then show up at 4th of July parties or NRA meetings or whatever and be a hero. That’s the life. The life of a bear-armed person. This shirt even comes in a 5XL in case you’re an actual bear. Wrap this cloth around your torso to imagine what it might be like. Bear with me.

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