Facing undead hordes can be hard work. But if you’re able to rise to the occasion, there’s only one way to establish your manhood in a world full of pussy-ass bone-boys. Wrap your fist around your boom stick and shake it around until they fall in line. This shirt not only allows you to stand up prominently among your friends, it also reminds you of the importance of proper gun handling. If you’re a fan of Bruce Campbell or Sam Raimi or both, fit this sheath over the shaft of your torso and proclaim it loudly. But don’t be a dick about it. And, please, no penis jokes.