If Up was a Tim Burton film, it definitely would have used a murder of crows to carry the house around the world. This shirt is a great reminder to Disney directors to spend more time wondering “What would Tim do?”

Unless I missed the plot device where Carl was a cluster balloon aficionado, we can only assume that he used regular balloons. There’s no way they would have survived at those altitudes. Crows though? 13,000 feet.

Plus, thousands of crows probably could have put up a good fight against marauding packs of talking dogs.

This tee comes from Australia, but flat-rate shipping to the US isn’t too bad at $10. No 2XL available, so I don’t get to share my desire for more disturbing Disney films with the world but the rest of you still can!

$20.00 | Mens Womens | Paypal | M: S – XL, F: S – L