I Can't... I'm MormonFor the LDS peeps in the house, this one’s sure to be a hit at your next noncommittal make-out party. As someone who’s dated one, this shirt sums up Mormons nicely. The Church is pretty much the enemy of fun. Alcohol, caffeine and premarital sex are strictly prohibited.

So what does that leave you with? Virgin Pina Coladas, Sierra Mist and holding hands. Bollocks to that. I’d rather take my chances in hell than give up Newcastle for the rest of my life. Sorry Heavenly Father.

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