Born to be free of the constraints of society and roam the countryside writing about my adventures. Born to write plays to be performed in Ireland and to hire (and hit on) the best actors the Emerald Isle has to offer. Born to be earnest. Born to have a portrait age for me. Born to wander the boulevards alone and spend what little money I have on alcohol. I am born to be Oscar Wilde. And no one can stop me. Not so long as I wrap this cloth around my torso to exclaim it to the universe.

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