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Monthly Archives: September 2016

Who Gave the Platypus a Keyboard?

Written on September 29, 2016 at 9:57 am, by

Look at the smug little grin on this platypus’s face. He knows he made a horrible joke and he’s proud  Continue Reading »

I Wanna Be the Very Breast

Written on September 28, 2016 at 11:03 am, by

Now that you mention it, there could totally be a Pok矇mon-like group in theGame of Thrones universe. And just like  Continue Reading »

Oh no! There goes Tokyo!

Written on September 27, 2016 at 9:34 am, by

History shows again and again how felines reveal the folly of men. I imagine all it would take to bring  Continue Reading »

We’re in the blog universe, Morty.

Written on September 22, 2016 at 11:37 am, by

Okay, Morty, we gotta get out of this blog world fast. You never know what might happen and most of  Continue Reading »

Delicious… Too Soon?

Written on September 21, 2016 at 11:12 am, by

Just imagine Luke Skywalker walking up to his Tatooine home, seeing his aunt and uncle burnt to a crisp, and  Continue Reading »

In Space, No One Can Hear You… At All

Written on September 20, 2016 at 9:42 am, by

Some of those warm platitudes can fall flat when taken literally. A rolling stone gathers no moss. A stitch in  Continue Reading »


Written on September 15, 2016 at 12:20 pm, by

It was all fun and games until the meteor hit. Then it was a party. All the dinosaurs coughing up  Continue Reading »

Who Do I Vote For To Make This Happen?

Written on September 14, 2016 at 10:55 am, by

Okay, let’s just say I have this idea for a startup taco truck named… we’ll say “Taco Tornado.” Who do  Continue Reading »

I Wanna Be a Stark, Man-Cub

Written on September 13, 2016 at 9:38 am, by

Yeah, I’m the king of the sinners, oh The Westros VIP I’ve paid the Hound and now I’ve found That  Continue Reading »

Critical Failure

Written on September 8, 2016 at 11:14 am, by

You open the doorto a small blue box and it turns out to be bigger on the inside. There are  Continue Reading »