How does a ninja get somewhere faster than he can run? He doesn’t use a car. Even the most silent of cars are still too loud for the ninja. A well-oiled bicycle, utilizing no engine but the energy he produces from his own legs, is the only true ninja way to travel the land. Plus it’s a great way to get exercise and experience the beauty of the outdoors at the same time. The outdoors are important to ninja. Because they can hide in many places in the outdoors. Don’t think I haven’t noticed that this bike is made out of ninja weapons. That hasn’t escaped my notice. I just wouldn’t really wanna be sitting on a katana, if you know what I mean.

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