I was thinking about taking the whole week off, but I decided you all still need shirts to read about, so I didn’t, so be thankful I’m here to bring you this delicious Turkey Day shirt. I’m not sure you’ll be able to order it in time for the Big Day on Thursday, but you can at least admire it for its truth. You are a breast man, and it’s time for you to own up to it. You’re also a leg man, a white meat man, a dark meat man… any way the turkey comes, you’re all for it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go ahead and take the rest of the week off. See you suckers when it’s Christmastime!

$29 | URL | S – 2XL