When you’re stuck on a ship over an alien planet and everything has gone to shit, you can try to hide behind a table or something, but the face huggers and the xenomorphs will find you. Your only chance is to make it look like you’ve already been caught. That’s where this shirt comes in. A face hugger will think you just tried to lift your shirt up in a futile attempt to stop one of his brethren, and walk away believing that you’ve already been impregnated.

Or you could just wear it at a convention and lift your shirt any time anyone asks you about your face hugger. That’s probably more likely, I guess. But where’s the fun in that?

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