Holy fucking shit! I want this so badly I can’t even think straight. I guess I’ll let the Cohen Brothers help me phone this one in…

Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ’til it goes “click.”
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter: Eight year-olds, Dude.

Oh wait. It only comes in lemon and pink? Eh, I’m not that hyper over it anymore. Wow, it’s funny how quickly that rush wears off. If it came in baby blue I might be more prone to beat my chest a bit more, but lemon and pink? Oh hell no.

Fuck it, I’m going bowling.

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