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The Video Game of Thrones

In the game of thrones, you either win or you fall into a gap in the ground. I feel like  Continue Reading »

 

Welcome to Tatooine

If you're looking for a good place to visit, consider Tatooine! We have sand, cantinas, sand, moisture farms, sand, blue  Continue Reading »

 

Thor's Pain Schedule Reports

As a man of business, Thor needs to get all his reports in on time so that he can evaluate  Continue Reading »

 

The Galaxy's Greatest Detective

Vader really is the galaxy's greatest detective because he kills anyone who doesn't give him the answers he wants. Just  Continue Reading »

 

Pretty Cunning

Wear something like this out in public and folks'll know you're not one to be messed with. It'll show people  Continue Reading »

 

Oh Yiss Snek

O heck yiss. This is best snek. Can you believe some people don't like snek? People think snek scales are  Continue Reading »

 

A Knight Glow

Look at this glorious work of art from artist Rocky Davies. And he's seen fit to put this work of  Continue Reading »

 

Get on the Glow Train

Being the big fan of Netflix that I am, I jumped at the chance to watch a new series from  Continue Reading »

 

Frankly, Puddin'...

The sweeping epic of the unparalleled love between Harley Quinn and the Joker. Unparalleled because it doesn't really exist. She's  Continue Reading »

 

Epic Fight of the Millenia

No one expected the house cat to grow to the size of the Chrysler building. But when it did, we  Continue Reading »