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Monthly Archives: April 2016

The Hero of Canton

Written on April 28, 2016 at 10:26 am, by

A man walks down the street wearing a T-shirt like this, and you know he’s not afraid of anything. Because  Continue Reading »

In Another Jungle

Written on April 27, 2016 at 11:01 am, by

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze! It means look for the bear necessities, the  Continue Reading »


Written on April 26, 2016 at 10:37 am, by

I don’t know where you thought all that Care Bear power came from, but the most likely explanation is alien  Continue Reading »

The 4th is Nigh

Written on April 21, 2016 at 10:59 am, by

There are still a couple weeks until May the 4th, so you can order this shirt now and have it  Continue Reading »

Size Matters Not

Written on April 19, 2016 at 11:02 am, by

Catch them all, Imust. To be the very best, I desire. What does a pocket Yoda do while locked inside  Continue Reading »

Cats Rule, Dogs Drool

Written on April 14, 2016 at 11:04 am, by

People like to say that dogs are more intelligent than cats, but the only way they can really gauge that  Continue Reading »

Time for Warp Speed

Written on April 13, 2016 at 9:48 am, by

Forget the Klingons, we’ve got a mysterious blue box over here that we need to investigate. No one has used  Continue Reading »

Batman Uses Kryptonite. It’s Super Effective!

Written on April 12, 2016 at 10:43 am, by

I haven’t seen it yet, but from what I’ve heard, this shirt is all you really need to know aboutBatman  Continue Reading »

The Lone Wolverine

Written on April 7, 2016 at 9:50 am, by

The lone Wolverine crests from the red ocean. Rage consumes him. Vengeance will be his. He hungers. For poutine. Bub.  Continue Reading »

Does It Hurt? Every Time.

Written on April 6, 2016 at 9:36 am, by

Rumor has it that Hugh Jackman is actually a pretty good cook. Which makes sense since he lives in the  Continue Reading »