The distinguishing reptile cannot be seen in public without a proper monocle, bowler hat and freshly groomed moustache. Wait, do reptiles have moustaches? The don’t have hair right? Oh, I see, it’s a pasted-on accessory. Like the monocle. What do you mean you don’t use paste on monocles? How does it stay in place? Here, just have a cup of hot tea and stomp around in a jungle. You’ll feel better once you’ve devoured a triceratops.
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